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You and a homie go to buy a spicy burrito. One homie then shoves said burrito up the others butt hole. Finally the homie that shoved the burrito in the ass eats and sucks the fuck out of the burrito as the other pushes it out.
Setting - Homies naked playing ps4
Homie 1:"Yo do you want to do 2 boys 1 burrito?"
Homie 2:"What's that"
Homie 1:*Shoves burrito in his ass*
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Amazing game but has the most confusing plot known to man. Not to mention the fact that you only play as the Badass hero with a mullet, Solid Snake for only an 8th of the game, the rest of the game you play ass the girly boy bitch Raiden for the restr of the game.
I couldn't sleep for days after I beat Metal Gear Solid 2 because I was trying to figure the plot out. To this day I still don't understand it.
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The test given to an extremely drunk chick to see if she is fuckable. Involving lifting and dropping her arm 3 times to see if she is cohearant.
Freddy pulled that 1-2-3 Test on that drunk chick and then made out with her.
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to copulate or partake in coital activity; to do the bone dance; have sex.
The saloon keeper and the town trollop were 'making the beast with 2 backs'like 2 jackrabbits on steroids atop the pool table, after he locked the saloon doors, as the last sot vacated the premises at 3 a.m.
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a wretched piece of shit that passes for a romantic thriller movie that was released with great fanfare in 1986. It stars Mickey Rourke and Kim Basinger as 2 lovers in a relationship dominated by a kinky, sometimes violent eroticism punctuated with sadomasochistic flourishes. A waste of time, effort and money.
9 1/2 Weeks is a horrible, lousy movie, but it has a good soundtrack. The soundtrack features prime cuts like "I Do What I Do" by John Taylor of Duran Duran, "Slave to Love" by Bryan Ferry of Roxy Music, as well as nice tunes by Corey Hart, Luba, Devo, the Eurythmics and more. Check out the soundtrack and skip the crap flick.
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A video on the internets that people who have never seen scat porn claim to be "the nastiest video in existence".
Person 1: WHOA MAN, Have you seen "2 girls 1 cup"?
Person 2: Yeah, why?
Person 1: It's the nastiest video EVER!
Person 2: You've obviously never seen scat porn.
Person 1: What's that?
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2 kittens, 1 boy was a video posted on YouTube in 2010 by Luke Magnotta including a boy putting 2 small kittens into a vacuum seal bag and vacuum sealing them, both kittens died and Magnotta was arrested on June 4th 2012 for first-degree murder.
2 kittens, 1 boy is a disgusting video and should have never been posted in the first place.
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