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wrapping your cock in a tortilla and serving it one a plate
I served Jody a Johnny B. Burrito for dinner...chili optional
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United States President Donald John Trump.
In the lore of the SCP Foundation, Donald Trump is a naturally powerful “reality sink” that the SCP Foundation, a secretive organization tasked with protecting the world from supernatural threats, pulls strings behind the scenes to have elected president after learning of the existence of “Old Gorman,” or SCP-5004-A, a demon sealed beneath the United States Capitol Building with a 100-year-long spell in 1916, and concluding (much to their dismay) that Trump being President, which would drain Old Gorman’s power, is the only viable way to stop the demon from breaking free and destroying the east coast.
On January 20, 2017, SCP-5004-B was inaugurated as the 45th President of the United States. During the inauguration, which was scarcely attended, Foundation thaumatologists (as well as the three remaining members of the Metaphysical Club) confirmed that SCP-5004-A did begin to manifest in the baseline universe. However, as expected the entity was immediately affected by SCP-5004-B, which reduced SCP-5004-A's size considerably, likely as a defense mechanism against SCP-5004-B. The entity, now visible on infrared but otherwise invisible and intangible, came to rest above the head of SCP-5004-B where it stayed, curled into a tight fetal position roughly 2m in diameter.
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Something this weird chick from Austin made up, and now she uses it ALL the time b/c she thinks it's cool or whatever.
Megan: "dude, this guy i hooked up with last night totally started Susan B. Anthoning my leg. I had to shake him off, like a dog."
Cati: "that's awesome, how come no one ever want's to Susan B. Anthony my leg?"
Megan: "cause you're tall, of course."
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An 80's band, the songs of which all sound more or less the same.
Raymond: "Have you heard that new B-52's song?"
Cisco: "Oh yea, the one that sounds like all the other ones they've ever recorded!"
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A Girl who's first initial is B, Has huge gross boobs, and is a complete airhead.
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"She wants the B" is similar to someone who wants the d. This girl who wants the B wants the D of that guy who has the B... B meaning Beard. Everyone knows the guy with beard will get the panties dropped before the baby faced man can. The beard is THE symbol of masculinity and what men everywhere envy. Not everyone can grow a beard, but those who do will attract all women... like bug to a bug zapper.
"See that chick over there checking out my beard? Yep, she wants the B."
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