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Well this is when you find a used condom floating in any body of water
Dude! i was walking by the stream last night and saw a Bronx white fish!
I hate that lake man, it is so polluted the other day i saw a Bronx white fish there.
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Where the second toe in on your foot is longer than your Big toe.
Look at that fish and chip toe, it's bigger than her Big Toe!
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a used condom desposed of at a beach that has washed up at shore.
native to coney island.
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a spam word used to irritate people who everyone hates cuz he's too self-obsessed and annoying. He stinks at doing practically everything except showing off.
This dude is such a rish bish fish dish
What you tell a girl to do when she isn't so fresh.
"Steven told his girlfriend, Sandy Fagina, your twat smells nasty and busted, you betta go clean your fish tank."
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One who inserts their fingers into an unwashed vagina (human or animal) and then proceeds to use butter instead of lubricant.
Harvey: I really fancy a fish finger sandwich.
Felix: Okay, just be quick about it.
Harvey: Okay i'll fetch the butter while you spread your legs.
Felix: I'll think you'll find that a pussy cannot spread their legs.
Harvey: Ahhh ease up.
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A phrase you use when people tell you things that you don't give two inches of a crap about.
Dave: Hey, hows it going?
Girl at Bar: Ummm, I have a Boyfriend so....
Dave: Really? I have a gold fish.
Girl: Ok???
Dave: Ya, I thought we were talking about things that don't matter.
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