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The Ice Man (Tim) is as cold as ice , likes to think he is Val Kilmer,chases cats,and secretly competes with his identical twin brother..but is actually a Amway salesman who is more like a small melted ice cube.
On a hot day,she was hoping The Ice Man (Tim) would cometh,but then she realized that he was more of a melted ice cube than a Val Kilmer.
The uncommon and rare occurrence of having an Iceberg (turd large enough that it breaks the surface of the toilet water) fall forward and smack the back of a man's testicles requiring him to use tissue to wipe his balls.
I can't believe I just had to wipe the back of my balls! I just got nailed by an Ice Scraper.
When a man ejaculates on a girl's face after a blowjob and proceeds to lick her face clean.
Joe like to do the ice scraper after giving his girlfriend a facial.
Telling how cold hearted you are to a boy who loves you.
"I'm cooler than ice boy, I'mma freeze your heart"
you can never really make enough of it....
I drank 387 glasses of Lipton iced tea mix
In the midst of difficult situations you have to close your chest and move forward with emotion
In text : 🫁🧊
In speech: I’m breathing ice cubes right now
A middle aged man who drives an ice cream truck and prefers to pull into driveways to make the sale. Prefers to sit on the edge of serving ledge and ask several questions while the children patiently wait to give their order. Once the order is placed the ice creepman hands the MILF a Magnum double chocolate ice cream bar and states, "here this is for you".
The ice creepman is on the next block but due to frequent stops to chit chat with the neighborhood MILFs in which he delivers a free Magnum bar to his favorites 😜