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Smurf J

Receiving a blow job from a partner with a blue mouth, such as immediately after sucking on a blue raspberry sucker.

Dude, Rachael gives the best Smurf J’s.

by catheterking June 27, 2020


Poppy J

The cutest most sexist person on earth

That girl is a poppy J

by V aka the girlfriend stealer August 1, 2021


J. Hugh

An unusually fluffy creature. Usually molds easily to surroundings; social and amiable. in general, kind of a big deal.
see: polar bear
also see: Balto (1995) directed by Simon Wells

where's the J. Hugh population around here?

I would try to find them in packs, unless it's too early. Then there nursing some rest in dens.

by Katrina Kewala February 4, 2010


Jackie j

She’s the most beautiful girl she’s Latin and she’s short she has the most beautiful smile ever she’s a girl that been through a lot in the pass but still puts her head up she’s smart has a super nice personality she’s funny nice person a trusty person and keeps secrets Jackie J will cheer u up and help u fix things or tries too. She’s really pretty but she doesn’t really like dating but she is attractive she is smart she has a lot of friends she’s rocks out every outfit she wears and has good grades.

Jackie j smart

Jackie j kind

Jackie jhas good grades
Jackie j has a pretty smile
Jackie J is short

by Kiara1527 March 11, 2018


Jackie-J

Proceed with caution. When she sets her sights on something she will stop at nothing to get it. Even if it means hiding life-sustaining medication from disabled people in order to benefit from the inevitable outcome. Even innocent children are not safe from her ill deeds. A beauty from afar but only so-so up close. Very insecure and constantly putting anyone she perceives as a threat down in an attempt to make herself seem better by comparison.

"This is the 3rd person in this family to turn up dead in the past 3 months- & they all coincidentally had life insurance policies purchased for them in the weeks before they died! What kind of impatient nit-wit would think no one would notice this?"

"Umm, Jackie-J of course. Duh."

by SoloMissionToMars July 21, 2023


Esdras J. Cruz

Esdras J. Cruz is a young man with a classic comb-over who may be quiet, but will have a lot to say if you incite a conversation especially with football ("soccer" if you live in the US), science, math, FIFA, or even Minecraft. His absolute favorite meal is a Philadelphia Cheese Steak Sandwich with an ice cold apple cider. He's an American with Native and European ancestry, but is very eager to find out where his ancestors came from specifically. He is a Club America fan who will support and defend his team from salty opposers, who will be debunked anyways mwahaha (with respect lol). Further preferred activities include drawing, running miles, as well as collecting jerseys.

"Esdras J. Cruz asked if I'll finish my Philly Sandwich"
"Esdras J. Cruz s talking with his NY accent again :("

"Esdras J. Cruz won the mansion building competition in Minecraft again"
"Esdras J. Cruz drinks so much tea and I ran out of tea packets m8"

by ejc_10 November 23, 2021


butt j

Non existent , your flat like a coin after your mom step on it

Butt j.

“Have you seen Jasmine’s butt”
“No I think it is with Justin’s one”
“You’re right in never land cause it doesn’t exist

by mynameiskaterineim666yearsold April 13, 2020