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The ending point in a conversation where one participant introduces consuming one's own bodily waste.
Alin's Law:
Adam: Hey man what's up? Are you going to that show tonight?
Steve: I don't know, who's playing?
Adam: I don't remember, but he eats his own crap.
Steve:silence
Admam: Hello? ...Steve?
Law's Theory of Chess References has two main points.
1. After a while, in any argument, debate or discussion, there will inevitably be a reference to a chess piece, chess tactic, chess master, or something Chess like.
“Control of the patent rights will signal checkmate to their actions against us.”
“You don’t have to be a chess master to understand how this simple pyramid scheme will make us all rich. Yes a check, make it out to cash, will be quite acceptable”
“ The Wrestler considered his suplex the best part of his end-game arsenal.”
Note: It is not a Chess reference if you refer to a disreputable rapscallion, as having a ‘Checkered past”
2. In any sporting event, no more than ten minutes into the start of any contest, one or several of the sportscasters will utter some variation of "It's a chess match, with these two coaches, every time they meet in competition."
Note in the final 2 minutes of any NBA or NCAA College Basketball game, any substitution of good rebounders, good outside shooters, taller defenders, versus best free throw percentage shooters, requires that one or more sports commentators speak these words:
"Yet another substitution, Yes, it has become a chess match, " and the Color Commentator again paid homage to Law's Theory of Chess References before the 3rd quarter.
"Your slumber-partner will snooze silently during periods that you're up and away from the boudoir, but then he will totally 'saw logs' whenever you're actually cohabitating with him --- and wanting to get some shut-eye --- in the same bed."
Perhaps many instances of Murphy's Law of Snoring stem from the snorer's needing more space to "spread out", which he would have whenever he has the whole bed to himself; being more cramped can restrict air-passages and so on..
The embarrassing prejudiced relative.
Oh Gawd, do we have to go to the klan in law's again? They have confederate flags on the lawn and KKK dishware.
Spouse's great-granduncle's wife.
My co-great-grandaunt-in-law is a good person.
Spouse's great-grandpibling's wife.
My co-great-grandaunt-in-law is a good person.
The granddaughter-in-law of one's parent-in-law's sibling.
My first co-cousin-niece-in-law is a good person.