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Trying to fart for a joke but accidentally shitting your pants.
Tj tried to fart into the mic but instead he made a hot Mexican breakfast.
When a women wakes a man up in the morning to perform oral sex on him while she simultaneously dips two finger in hot sauce and shoves it up his rectum.
"My wife always wakes me up with a Mexican Breakfast every year on our anniversary!"
When you eat Taco Bell and do zerberts with your butthole on someone's leg.
Willy: If you don't run my inbounds correctly, I'm going to give you all a Mexican Steambath.
The act of moving forward at a red light numerous times while the traffic in front of you is at a complete stop. The more room you leave in in front of your car the more scoots per red light you can get. Followed by extremely slow acceleration when the light is green. normally in a suburban or other SUV with over 8 occupants.
I was at a red light. I thought it had turned green until I saw the suburban in front of me pulling a Mexican scoot.
A clear fluid that should be tequila but you have assholes for friends that water it down so it freezes.
They gave me some of that Mexican moonshine. I have more alcohol spewing from my pores, bro.
After a woman performes a Dirty Sanchez on a male, the same male then takes his index finger and gets as much of the feces on his finger as possible with one swift swipe of the finger and then in one calm and quick movement puts that same finger into the girls anus as he does her from behind.
Instead of keeping it simple, Brad tried to impress Stacy with how quickly he could transition from a Dirty Sanchez to a Mexican Stingray. Stacy was very surprised.
When a Man of Bean descent, pulls out his turtle neck.... Yanks that, dirty little pickle chip, back and lines his mushroom tip with pills!! Sometimes CDS', and sometimes just a regular ol assburn!! Then!!, he unretracts that brown little hermit crab; ("Stow Away long neck").... Or in laymen's terms, his Uncircumcised Dick. Then, they get the little (pork rind, flopped over Miami, wrinkly dick skin) pulled back over the head of their penis, until it's time to let a bitch get a xanny bar out of my foreskin!!
"Hey Keith!! It's Miguel!! You won't believe this... But, Vicky put a bunch of oxys in my dick, and let me feed them to her like a "Mexican Pez Dispenser"
Bitch wouldn't shut up so I hit her with the ol "Mexican Pez Dispenser " and let her suck that xanny right out of my turtle neck!!