<.7.9.7.6.>Salma Hayek Aresesisa Cuban-Mexican-Likarian<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Salma Hayek Aresesisa Cuban-Mexican-Likarian<.7.9.7.6.>
Mexican Musket
A cautionary tale about post Mexican food anal sex resulting in a jalapeno seed lodged in your dick hole causing irritated Mexican Musket!
a type of flop in soccer where the guy falls on the ground for absolutely no reason.
STOP DOING THE MEXICAN DEATH ROLL BRO
The Beefy Mexican
-Sexual act where an individual who just ate Mexican food has diarrhea onto a second individual's butt crack.
"Hey I heard things got pretty wild the other night with Stacy!"
"Yeah, Bro... I gave her the ol' Beefy Mexican!"
When lizards eat your fat and grow BBLs from it.
"Shes so big and broke she should get a Mexican Liposuction"
Saliva used as a sex lubricant.
Spitting in one’s hand and rubbing the saliva onto a body part just before insertion.
“I spread her legs, used some Mexican Lube, and slid it right in.”
“What’s Mexican Lube?”
“Spit! I spit in my hand and lubed it up.”