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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 29, 2025


Mexican Musket

Mexican Musket

A cautionary tale about post Mexican food anal sex resulting in a jalapeno seed lodged in your dick hole causing irritated Mexican Musket!

by Littledick69 May 30, 2020


mexican death roll

a type of flop in soccer where the guy falls on the ground for absolutely no reason.

STOP DOING THE MEXICAN DEATH ROLL BRO

by ChristopherDanielMyersTheThird March 02, 2017


Beefy Mexican

The Beefy Mexican

-Sexual act where an individual who just ate Mexican food has diarrhea onto a second individual's butt crack.

"Hey I heard things got pretty wild the other night with Stacy!"

"Yeah, Bro... I gave her the ol' Beefy Mexican!"

by Nicetomeetyoustickitinplease March 25, 2023


Mexican Liposuction

When lizards eat your fat and grow BBLs from it.

"Shes so big and broke she should get a Mexican Liposuction"

by Izzygrizzly June 19, 2025


Mexican Jew

Cartman's worst nightmare

imagine if cartman met a mexican jew?

by Some1 @ the internet May 16, 2022


Mexican Lube

Saliva used as a sex lubricant.

Spitting in one’s hand and rubbing the saliva onto a body part just before insertion.

“I spread her legs, used some Mexican Lube, and slid it right in.”

“What’s Mexican Lube?”

Spit! I spit in my hand and lubed it up.”

by CoachMatt May 24, 2022