<.7.9.7.6.>Salma Hayek Aresesisa Cuban-Mexican-Likarian<.7.9.7.6.>

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<.7.9.7.6.>Salma Hayek Aresesisa Cuban-Mexican-Likarian<.7.9.7.6.>

Mexican Musket

Mexican Musket

A cautionary tale about post Mexican food anal sex resulting in a jalapeno seed lodged in your dick hole causing irritated Mexican Musket!

mexican death roll

a type of flop in soccer where the guy falls on the ground for absolutely no reason.

STOP DOING THE MEXICAN DEATH ROLL BRO

Beefy Mexican

The Beefy Mexican

-Sexual act where an individual who just ate Mexican food has diarrhea onto a second individual's butt crack.

"Hey I heard things got pretty wild the other night with Stacy!"

"Yeah, Bro... I gave her the ol' Beefy Mexican!"

Mexican Liposuction

When lizards eat your fat and grow BBLs from it.

"Shes so big and broke she should get a Mexican Liposuction"

Mexican Jew

Cartman's worst nightmare

imagine if cartman met a mexican jew?

Mexican Lube

Saliva used as a sex lubricant.

Spitting in one’s hand and rubbing the saliva onto a body part just before insertion.

“I spread her legs, used some Mexican Lube, and slid it right in.”

“What’s Mexican Lube?”

“Spit! I spit in my hand and lubed it up.”