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slap me upside the head and call me Larry Pinto

An exclamation reflecting a state of amused disorientation, often prompted by a surprising or unexpected event of a generally positive nature. Suggests being so delighted or amused that one cannot remember their own name.

"Well, slap me upside the head and call me Larry Pinto! Did you see that, Lou? That was the biggest pineapple I've ever seen!"

by sb760 January 28, 2024


Trunk Slap

The sound made when a penis hits the inner thigh during vigorous movement.

"I really must wear something more supportive than boxer shorts when I run. My penis is raw from all the trunk slaps. It sounds like two elephants high-fiving when I run downhill."

by fairycakesupprise August 15, 2016


Trunk Slap

When your girlfriend and/or wife is post sex cuddling and you roll over and whack her in the eye with your penis.

"She looked so peaceful, so I trunk slapped her!"

by Rezelka April 1, 2012


slapping pink

Female masturbation

When I opened the bedroom door he saw her slapping pink.

by BobAbui April 15, 2015


Kiki Slap

A sexual act where a woman has the helm of her vagina slapped by the three primary fingers while the pinky is bent and covered by the thumb.

"Gabby had a rough day so I cheered her up with some Kiki Slaps to set her right.

by ModernEnglishEducation June 11, 2019


slap 'n' tap

The that dirty bitch

Mate did you get owt that's night? Yea man for real, bit of slap 'n' tap

by MDMA DEALER November 20, 2014


National slap your classmate day

March 2

Yay it's National slap your classmate day

by Scrvvjawdcrghbikm March 2, 2022

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