Something JayMay says before “Kill you” but after “You hate to see it” usually on WhatsApp after several cocktails at Port Au Pussy
That feeling you get when you just really want to lather yourself in someone else's urine.
Wow you just got Pissed on Payne
The feeling of ecstacy you get after your first beer, usually after a long week, when you are unwinding with friends
Mate, I'm One Pint Pissed! I feel great!
Piss thistle; the unexpected attacking from under-growth when you go for an alfresco pee
"Snuck off for a cheeky leak, piss thistles everywhere!"
“dude if you don’t stop talking I’ll literally pee on you”
“bro if you pee on me I’ll pee on you”
“piss party?”
What you should want a woman (who will kill you) to call you
Please make me your little peepee-piss-myself-bitch