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When you take a dirty sock, ball it up, and shove it in a girls ass. You then take it out, put it on your dick and then proceed to fuck her pussy.
"Hey Man, I heard from nancy that you gave her a John's dirty laundry." "You bet your ass I did...get it...ass."
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An all boys, Xaverian brothers sponsored high school in Danvers MA. Basically the best place on earth, as you get a grat education, meet some good friends, and watch some excellent all around high school athletics. Everyone knows our dances (especially girls) - they are the place to be if you are under 15 and dont know how to talk to girls. during the day, its a straight up brodeo. the prep is awesome
"Mike just graduated from St. John's Prep"
"Oh yeah. hes the man!"
Prep student's boss "where do you go to high school, son?"
Prep student "St. John's Prep"
Prep student's boss "Well why the hell didn't you say so? let me introduce you to my daughter..."
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a school full of scruffs and pikeys who think there big and hard. they all lose their virginity in year 7 and most of the girls have an STD. every girl where's shorts that dont cover half of theie arse and are mostly the biggest slags in the county. most of the students are on crack and will probably be dead before they get to the age of 25.
'lad hew, wanna go tenners in on a bag of skunk when we get out of st johns school?'
'wellai lad, 2k10+3 BUZZIN HEW''
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John Lennon Haters pronounced Jon Lennon Hayters
these things are heartless douche asses who believe that John Lennon sucks, or was not that great or used Pauls fame.
John Lennon haters, first arrived on a space ship, in the 1960's, when The Beatles were at the height of Beatlemania. after John Lennon's Jesus comment, more of these Douches came. These people began to dislike him because of his witty humor, and the image of them they saw in there heads. they also saw him as a man who used Paul McCartney's fame.
These Douches will not stop striking with there comments, so we need to put them to rest. If you see any evil comments by these Invaders of our planet please step up and say something to them.
Their main weakness is the lyrics to the song imagine.
Please not all Lennon haters, that your place on the earth is not needed, you should go back to Douch1339 and stay there, we do not need you here hating John Lennon.
The man hasn't done anything wrong, all he wanted was peace. And I do not understand anyones commments about all his money. If he had of been around for Live 8, He would have done a lot of good!
Douches in introductions "Hi, Nice to meet you. I'm a douche"
Or " Hi I'm a douche. we are also known as John Lennon Haters"
well known douches:
Mark David Chapman
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A small shit town just on the edge of florida. Where the word "swag" is over used. Port st. john consists of redneck/ hick wanna be's. Who think its cool to go out in the forest and build campfires to jump into. Potheads who light up in their bathrooms and utter things like "dude, I have no idea whats going on. Swag" Black people who act like theyre ghetto but in reality, too soft to move anywhere else. The only things to do here are drugs, drink, and have sex. So if your looking for a place to ruin your life.. This is where you need to be. Don't worry, If you ever want a smoking/ loitering location. There are over 8 churches that noone goes to. But bathrooms will work too.
person 1: "Hey man, we're gonna have a campfire in the middle of the forest and throw our drunk selves into it. Wanna join?"
person 2: "Naa dude. It's Port st. john. I'm gonna hit some friends up and smoke. Maybe snort some lines."
person 1: "SWAG"
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An extremely bad roulette player who releives his sorrows by knobbing his boss.
'Where's Pigeon John?'
'Working late, AGAIN!'
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a attractive bitch who will cunt fuck you any day.
hey you jimmy john joe
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