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When eating spicy food blowing your nose then wiping your ass with the same tissue
Brian-“Man this chille is hot!” Gunnar-“sounds like your gonna have to use the ol’ Mexico City mop”
For every stranger that commits an emotion based crime there's a higher probability that a stranger will most likely cut them off emotionally for some form of nonpayment.
Leroy robbed strangers nightly. Ironically, a stranger at the utility company cut off Leroy's power because he didn't pay his bill. Leroy just experienced City Kharma.
When you take your wife beater off and turn it into a napkin before you’re about to eat ass like it’s some of Kansas City’s finest BBQ.
Bob was visiting the local watering hole where he picked up a gal to take home, he made sure to pull out the ole’ Kansas City napkin before foreplay.
Dr. Ankit Desai is providing retina care across the Chicagoland area including Plainfield, Oswego, Bolingbrook, Naperville, Joliet, Shorewood, Crest Hill, Wilmington, Yorkville, Morris, Minooka, Channahon, Sandwich, New Lenox, Aurora. He is a retina subspecialist and a board-certified ophthalmologist providing expert eye care. His areas of specialty include medical and surgical diseases of the retina and vitreous. Book your appointment with Dr. Ankit Desai (815)714-9115 for treatment of age-related macular degeneration, diabetic retinopathy, retinal detachment, macular holes, epiretinal membranes, and other vitreo-macular problems.
Windy City Retina - Ankit Desai, MD
When you got to take big dirty nasty smelly corn headed shit in the water pot
I'm about to go to gripper city john to take a big dirty nasty smelly corn headed shit in the water pot
A Bristol city fan is a person who doesn’t have a brain the opposite of a Bristol city fan is a smart person.
He is a Bristol city fan because he can’t read.
When the elevator is out in your apartment building and you just bought groceries and you live above the second floor
“I just went to Trader Joe’s to stock up my fridge and now I’m about to have a New York City workout because the elevator is out and I live on the sixth floor fml”