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A type of limerick for proclaiming that you own something. Something one would say when claiming an object or area. Particularly used by villains when spreading the news of a newly conquered city.
For example, when moving into a new apartment complex, at 2300 hours you may go onto your balcony and shake your hands at the air yelling "THE CITY IS MINE."
Mua HaHa... The City is Mine! (Insert Evil Laughter)
When a man is soooo drunk that he passes out naked on his back and eventually starts to piss, straight up in the air, spraying EVERYTHING in sight.
Guy: Bro, you wont believe it, this total slut took me home last night.
Friend: Noice! Do tell.
Guy: Well, I blacked out and came to with her screaming that I had let the "Iowa City firehose" loose on her.
Friend: Ha! Dooshkabob.
A local term for the 94303 zip code, stretching from the south side of Palo Alto to EPA.
Daquan: Bro I finna pull up to the 303
Jaquavius: Watch out big bruh thats Slum City A.K.A. Murdaville.
Daquan: Gah damn I better stay strapped
The Soviet City of Seattle is the largest city in Washington state. Filled to the brim with Communists, Socialist, Hippies, Addicts and bum camps. Seattle is a "progressive" city with a governing body who believe that all the citizen's monies are really their money. They tax and fee the residents to death and create a business hostile environment.
Seattleites believe that the world revolve around their filthy city and the pseudo-culture. Recently the city bozos passed a sugar tax, because sugar is unhealthy and then provided funding for safe injection sites so drug users could have a place to use their illegal, but extra healthy meth, heroin and other drugs.
Seattle used to be kind of cool, until the chode commies took over and destroyed it.
Bum camps are the #1 tourist attraction in The Soviet City of Seattle.
Most hipsters in The Soviet City of Seattle don't know if they have a penis or a vagina. That's what happens when Tommy has 2 daddies.
With urine in the mouth, swish it as if it were moutwash
P1 : Then I started swishing it around because i've been told it fights plaque
P2 : Ah yes, the ol' Kansas City Whirlpool
Blowing thru the back of a cool mint flair disposable while someone hits it and promptly pukes and shits themselves
You can’t have a party without menthol city.