pissing up a wet rope

A rope is like a wick in a candle, if it’s wet it’s not going to go anywhere but down. Hence its useless to try that strategy.

Asking that person to help is like pissing up a wet rope.

wet window

Usually involves jizzon a glass window. Often involves a nude women on the other side

I wet windowed the shower whe my chick came in the bathroom in only skin

Wet Meyer

That Sexy Motherfucker

Wet Meyer - A legit GIGA CHAD

Wet Toga

A damp Roman aristocratic outfit

Straight guy : "Hey man you up for a wet toga?"

Gay guy: "What?"

Supreme Wet Willy

When a girl sucks a guy’s dick until it’s nice and wet, and he thrusts it into her ear at mach speeds.

1: Yo that chick from the party last night went to the hospital

2: why?

1: Avery gave her a Supreme Wet Willy and she got brain damage and a broken ear drum

Text wet

When you begin to put yourself into sexual behaviour over text, for example sexting.

Let’s text wet together

Wet Willy

When some one places there ejaculate phallus into the preffered genders ear

I gave Janet a wet Willy with out her consent and now she is suing me and I am registered