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A job you work at that is not even worth the pay you are working for.
i was helping out a dry cleners with there dry clean delivery monday thru friday 3-5pm for 25 dollars a day dropping off and picking up at two different locations about a 40 mile round trip and occasionally having to make 1 or 2 more extra stops to pick up supplies, used there van and gas. So 3-5 became 2-6 most days and the pay remain the same. this began 2 mess with everyday life not being able to plan anything during the day because i would have to finish up before 2pm and not being able to make any plans in the evening because i never knew when i was going finish.if i needed to do something and was unable to do the delivery i was treated like i was the full time employee and was going to lose my job. The owner said."do you think this is some kind of ' "mickey mouse job"? I could not stop laughing
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When a bi-sexual woman gives a male partner an unexpected rim-job during oral sex in hopes of making him realize suppressed homosexual desires.
After Linda surprised Joe with a Ninja Rim-Job he discovered that he had long been ignoring a powerful erogenous zone thanks to his repressed homophobia.
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when you have XXX strong mints they are great for the man whos recieving head.
aww mate! you go any BJM's? {blow job mints}
its like getting head in your mouth ;)
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A girl who is extremely attractive, but is so annoying that you look past her hotness because you cannot stand her.
Farrah from teen mom is such a cone job.
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When engaging in foreplay or intercourse with a male partner, you pull their foreskin back to the base and pull it under to cup the balls
Steven: "Katie gave me a great fleece job last night, she almost broke my banjo"
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Dude your mom gave me the rod job of a lifetime last night. than i fucked the living shit out of her cunt!
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When a girl jerks your penis with their stomach fat.
A chuby girl comes up to you and says, " hey i have a lot of stomach fat, do you want a blub job"?
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