A variant on old-English cursive commonly used when putting icing on cake.
"HAPPY Birthday Slut" is Chocolate Cursive for "HAPPY Birthday (insert friend's name here)".
When your mate dies in pubg for 5 minutes straight after dying
Stfu you chocolate chimp
A homosexual man.
Elton John is a right chocolate prodder.
When a white person falls for a black person
“Did you see George’s new girlfriend?” “The black girl, yeah. Bro took a chocolate Kenny”
Similar to the tamer, cleaner teabag, but involves your scrotum to be covered in shit
Tony gave me the ol' chocolate ball teabag yesterday. Was enjoyable and all, but I forgot to clean my face afterwards
National Chocolate Cake Day is on January 27. On this day you are free to eat as much chocolate cake as you want. Even if it means you might throw up.
“Hey did you hear what todays national holiday is?” “Yea isn’t it national chocolate cake day?”