Ninja Rim-Job

When a bi-sexual woman gives a male partner an unexpected rim-job during oral sex in hopes of making him realize suppressed homosexual desires.

After Linda surprised Joe with a Ninja Rim-Job he discovered that he had long been ignoring a powerful erogenous zone thanks to his repressed homophobia.

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Blow Job Mints

when you have XXX strong mints they are great for the man whos recieving head.

aww mate! you go any BJM's? {blow job mints}
its like getting head in your mouth ;)

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Fleece job

When engaging in foreplay or intercourse with a male partner, you pull their foreskin back to the base and pull it under to cup the balls

Steven: "Katie gave me a great fleece job last night, she almost broke my banjo"

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Cone Job

A girl who is extremely attractive, but is so annoying that you look past her hotness because you cannot stand her.

Farrah from teen mom is such a cone job.

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rod job

a fucking blow job.

Dude your mom gave me the rod job of a lifetime last night. than i fucked the living shit out of her cunt!

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Blub Job

When a girl jerks your penis with their stomach fat.

A chuby girl comes up to you and says, " hey i have a lot of stomach fat, do you want a blub job"?

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Zombie Job

The act of performing fellatio on an individual who suffers from leprosy, and/or a severe case of herpes simplex during an outbreak (otherwise known as "Bloody Brain").

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