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to take a dump, go for a number 2
I need to park a trout before I head out
A m/m/m threesome where they lay one on top of each other while being in a 69 position and the top male fucking the middle in the ass.
Yo bro my favorite position is the parking garage 69.
Welcome to one of the only places where the richest kids act like the most ghetto. Where the “streets” is The Emerald Estates, the “crib” is a multi million dollar mansion, and “having nothing” is getting everything you want from your parents. You’ll find the most pretentious and unloyal women that most definitely vape. They have the mental capacity of a 6 year old, and cheat 24/7 for “mental health” (they wonder why they’re always “depressed”). Though some staff are great most don’t like you, and are borderline racist/ discriminatory unless you’re already their friend. The pep rally’s are boring and it’s like the cheerleaders are hyping up empty bleachers. Now for academics, here at CP we let the dumbest kids succeed with the lowest score u can get is a 51. If you are in the academy you are probably smart or borderline suicidal, if you are in the academy you are probably borderline suicidal, but if you aren’t in the academy then good luck getting a good teacher.
In conclusion: if you’re going to CP get out as soon as you can.
Random student 1: “did you hear about the kid who was stabbed in a shadow boxing match?”
Random student 2: “no where was it?”
Random student 1: “College Park High School”
Random student 2: “of course it was”
At Marley Park elementary school everyone is fucking stupid and can’t walk down the motherfucking halls by themselves. At marley park elementary we like to vape in the bathroom, and snitch on each other for doing so. Don’t come to Marley motherfucking Park.
marley park elementary school is wack
Let's just be honest, you've got as much of a chance as opportunity trailer park.
One of the most Peng schools in England 😎
Hey, kid. What is that fine ass looking school over there?
Oh just Lydiard park academy
The very first President of Repulic of Korea to have politiaclly divided peoples of Korea become an unified nation. (This is not a complement)
Person 1 : We are the world
Person 2: That's totally true. We Park Geun-hye that!
Random Person walking : President Trump is the U.S.'s Park Geunhye!