New Rules Of The Internet

A remake of the rules of the internet, made to better fit today.

If the rule is changed example one:
1. please explain this joke I don’t get it
2. New rule 12
1. Wat?
2. Look up new rules of the internet

If the rule is the same as the regular rules of the internet example 2:
1. Do you know any porn of this?
2. I’m not that into it, but try to add rule 34
1. Nothing…..
2. Rule 35

1. Oh.

freeway rule

Whenever driving on the freeway the passenger has to give the driver head.

We're on the the freeway you know what that means, freeway rule.

EARL NIGHTINGALE RULE

Out of CHICAGO a human enlightenment teacher on the SUCCESS TAPES series.

This is a human attribute.

This was said as this quote I heard a long time ago in 1988 and that is the EARL NIGHTINGALE RULE, " we seldom regret what we have done in our LIVES but we do regret what we have not done".

This a genius of his time the EARL NIGHTINGALE RULE, we are seldom ever SORRY for anything as it just is not possible too much in the SPITE built into the human brain or you may say "SPIDER = SPITER = EAT SHIT!!!!

rule of kewl

If something is kewl, it shall be overused

Dan: that new song is so good
Me: rule of kewl

Dan: Wtf?
Me: it’s gonna get overplayed

Rule 3

Rule 3 is when someone breaks rule two, you are allowed to attack them

Guy 1: Breaks rule 2
Guy 2: "hey he just mentioned the /b/"
*invokes rule 3 and guy 2 and 3 beat guy 1*

Rule 3

Rule Three of the Internet:

We are Anonymous

"Who are you?"
"Rule 3"

Class fries rule

If you bring fast food to school, you must give some to the table.

Jacob I invoke the class fries rule