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When you give a blow job for a favor of your choosing and you ignore them until You need another favor.
I needed $100 for my electric bill. It was just a quick suck and duck.
The yearning experienced by converts to Messianic Judaism during Catholic holidays in general, but more specifically, that during Christmas, while experiencing bum out at the traditional hybridized figure of Santa Claus, who bears attire traditionally worn more so by the Babylonian child-sacrifice high priest, Tammuz, during his traditional dying of eggs in baby blood with his mother Easter on Tammuz's birthday, December 25th.
It sure seems ironic that we have to explain each year in such detail that Sukkot means YeHoVaH's feast of tabernacles, when the Messiah was *actually* born, and that YeHoVaH specified His feasts as being for every generation of His people. Nobody ever really has a clue they are celebrating child abuse in its purest form at all these Easter egg hunts and Christmas parties. And then, on top of it, we even have to explain how YeHoVaH said not to be serving him according to foreign religious traditions. It's like people are referencing a deity they don't even really have a clue about when they say Christmas is a biblical holiday. I'm just Santa-Suck-It! Sukkot Jonesin'.
When she does duck lips and sucking a dick at the same time
I had a nice duck sucking last night
It basically means suck my dick
Person 1: hey faggot
Person 2: fuck off
Person 1: you wanna go
Person 2: how about you suck my tooter
Person 1 then starts to cry and run off and you don't get twatted
To become a warrior by being in a club
Josh sucking a pee pee is totally normal. Especially if it is Trump’s
When you're squatting on the hotel toilet sucking his dick while you squeeze out the pork and poi from last night's luau.
Was giving him the old hawaiian suck n push when my kids walked in, And I had to explain this is the only way mommy can poop.