Close to the cleveland steamer the cleveland fire log is the act of eating spicy food while shitting and pissing at the same time, this act is commen in cleveland and it is law to so this atleast once in cleveland.
"First time with the cleveland fire log?"
"Yeah, the constant burning near my asshole feels horrid."
After Mexicans heat up fish in the break room microwave you retaliate by putting a bag of microwave popcorn in for 10 minutes and watch it burn! I JUST PULLED A MEXICAN FIRE DRILL BRO!
Screw this smell of stinky fish in the microwave! I am pulling a Mexican Fire Drill
When ever you use someone's ass to start a fire
That bitch Sandra is a perfect fire starter
Noun. adj, 1. The thought that when a womans breasts are so big that when rapidly rubbed together and with the help of spontaneous combustion they could ignite into flames.
Small titties could not be fire starters because they couldn't possible produce enough heat from the friction to ignite by themselves.
"Wouldja look at them fire starters on that bitch! I could sop them up with some 'biscuts n gravy'."