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85% Rule

Applies to sports bars that are always right near capacity, but you could always find a seat.

These unicorn bars are the best of both worlds for fans: A great atmosphere AND people know they could still get in without reservations.

Melissa: Where we watching the game tonight, Fam?

Jeff: Ugh, I totally forgot to make a reso, I have been busy all week.

Melissa: Ok, tip-off is in one hour, let's go to 99 Wings, they are an 85% Rule place.

Jeff: So good, and they have the best cajun rub wings.

by Mike109999 August 6, 2022


Rule 181

no rules on urban dictionary work on anybody with Alex in their name.

You have no power i invoke rule 181

by Trashcan 6 August 23, 2022


Rule 181

It makes rule 171 do nothing and can never be countered by anything else

I invoke rule 181.

by Trashcan 6 May 5, 2022


Bus Drivers' Rules

When somebody enforces rules that nobody has heard of until now.

In the winte of '62, I moved from the corner of Lake and 30th streets to get in out of the -31 degree cold. I came out of the laundromat that provided a modicum of relief from the wind and cold to catch the Minneapolis City Bus. The driver stopped but said I couldn't use my transfer, because I wasn't being picked up at the CORNER OF 30TH AND LAKE STREET. I paid the fair with a grumble, saying "This sounds like Bus Drivers' rules, 'You Make Them Up As You Drive Along.'" There was some murmuring of agreement from the other passengers. He didn't throw me out into the Minus 31 degree night.

by Past Pedestrian September 7, 2009


Rule 500

If something has Diavolo from the fifth part of jojo dying in it, its canon.

Guy 1: Did you see Diavolo dying in the background?
Guy 2: Yeah, this shit's canon now because of rule 500.

by imp fuck2 January 13, 2021


Rule 500

If something has Diavolo from the fifth part of jojo dying in it, its canon

Guy 1: Hey did you see Diavolo dying in the background?
Guy 2: Yeah, this shits canon now because of rule 500

by imp fuck2 January 13, 2021


Rule of the thing

A fun idiom that means "a broadly accurate guide or principle, based on practice rather than theory." It is exactly like "Rule of Thumb" but without the added joke that it's meaning stems from domestic abuse.

The general rule of the thing is to add the ingredients when the water starts to boil

by Heylin September 14, 2019