Swiss Cheese

Somebody who acts nice when in presence of those who like her, but when alone with those she does not like, becomes rude and self centered. Swiss cheese's are often snobbish to the point were it becomes amusing to only you.

Layla: Hey Hayley! Apparently Carly got the lead role in the school play!
Hayley: Ughhh...
Layla: WHAT?! YOU DONT LIKE CARLY?!!!!!!111?!!!1111
Hayley: She's such a swiss cheese...
Layla: Whatev.

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dick cheese

Jello like build up found in urinal pipes that smells horrendous. May also take the form of slime and cottage cheese. Caused by thick yellow piss due to lack of hydration.

I'm not gonna drink any water so i can dick cheese up my urinal pipes!

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grilled cheese

a girl's version of a male's teabagging

How's about a grilled cheese?

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Cheese Weasel

The by product of a three week diet consisting solely of cheese and corn. Usually deep fried in corn oil.

Yo D-train, Im goin on down to Marconi's to get some cheese weasel. Quieres?

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Cottage Cheese

A fat, ugly, and old white guy who can't stop downing the big macs and weighs a hundred pounds, which makes his skin look all saggy. So it looks like cottage cheese.

Example 1:

Guy one: Ew look at that fat guy downing big macs!
Guy two: He's got some major cottage cheese.

Example two

Guy one: OMG! that fat ugly white guy in the speedo has some major cottage cheese!

Guy one: That fat ugly

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cheese wank

This where retarded people with no cocks wank cheese instead for cheap thrills.

"Shut it u cheese wank"

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Cottage Cheese Arse

So much cellulite in her fat arse it looks like cottage cheese

Please don't wear leggings anymore it looks like someone poured 10lbs of cottage cheese into a 5lb bag. Thats a cottage cheese arse right there