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Removing your jeans and socks in one pile on the bedroom floor. Your partner doesnt see them in the dark, steps onto them and trips over.
I was so tired, I ripped my jeans and socks off in one action leaving them on the bedroom floor.
I woke up to a thud, turned the light on and saw the Mrs spreadeagled on the floor stuck in my "bear trap"
slang term for a female to male transsexual who has undergone a near complete medical gender reassignment, but still has a vagina instead of opting for a phalloplasty.
Lucy thought she had a totally cute, totally buff and dreamy guy, but when she brought him home and the pants came off, it turned out Nick was a bear trap.
When you bend her over and induce Anal. Allow for her now lax butthole to gape. Proceed to spread butt cheeks as far apart as you can. Drop your balls into her gaping asshole. Let both hands go simultaneously causing a "bear trap" effect on the testicals. As you're balls are completely consumed inside her asshole you will attempt to walk across the room as if carrying your baby cub to safety. Bear trap
My girlfriend and I tried the Bear trap last night. gaping sex anal bears balls batcave
A homosexual man (Most likely a bear himself) with braces who partakes in cruising subculture. In search of other large hairy gay men. Mostly found behind glory holes.
"Whoa Chris, watch out before going in the bathroom."
"Why?"
"There could be a bear trap in there."
Thee act of farting into a glass then quickly flipping it upside down on a table to trap the fart for someone to later pick up and smell the roses
So my bitch of a mom took my playboys so i got her with the bear trap, she didn't see it coming
A bear trap is a specific kind of trap who targets straight macho men to turn them into the gay archetype of a bear.
Lydia's single now. Her man got caught snagged by a bear trap.
if you serched dis up u r very boerd
higgidy diggidy dearing sand the end of a bearing