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The law of which you honor anyone by the name of Tatiana, or Tate.
You respect them, and do not question their authority.
We better respect Tatiana's Law otherwise we are in big trouble!
1- Great-great-grandpibling's spouse.
2- Spouse's great-great-grandpibling.
My great-great-grandpibling-in-law is a good person.
If you are unable to joke about being a paedophile, you are one.
He won't joke about being a paedo, therefore under Dillys Law...he's a paedo
Kenyons law is a operation where he notifys all hoes he aint scared of shit and nobody aint gon run up
These hoes dont mad at kenyon these hoes mad at kenyons law
The Law of Bragging is:
The moment you begin to brag about doing something, your chances of failure in doing that thing begin to rise exponentially.
Guy 1: "I'm pretty good at skateboarding."
*Guy 1 does an alright trick.*
Guy 2: "I'm the fucking best."
*Guy 2 steps onto his board.*
Guy 2: "Nobody's better than me - watch and see!"
*Everyone in the crowd turns to look.*
*Guy 2 falls backward off his board, breaking his assbone.*
Guy 1: "Law of bragging, bro."
1- Third-cousin's spouse.
2- Spouse's third-cousin.
My 3C-in-law is a good person.
The ultimate excuse used to bail on social commitments, especially when the truth is as plain as the night sky. It's the go-to cover story for ditching your friends, particularly for occasions that require your presence, like a best friend's birthday bash.
A modern-day Cinderella story with a twist: instead of turning into a pumpkin, one mysteriously vanishes to "assist the brother-in-law" and magically ends up in the Land of Nod. Known for its effectiveness in evoking both disbelief and laughter among friends, who are well aware of the impending slumber party for one.
"Dude, did you hear? Gialo pulled a 'Helping the Brother-in-Law at Midnight' on us last night and missed the entire party. We found him snoring on Discord, playing APEX Legends."