When you pour chocolate sauce in your mouth and proceed to suck on a pregnant women’s nipple, creating a chocolate titshake in your mouth.
My girls been a handful ever since I knocked her up, but at least I get a chocolate titshake once in a blue moon.
When someone from the middle east is dehydrated and takes a dump resulting in a long and stone like shit.
That was some Middle Eastern chocolate bar!
To eat fish poop like chocolate.
“Hey man, did you actually eat my chocolate caviar?”
“What!”, “I thought those were raisins”
That one white person in the “black” friend group. The one white person in the black people friend group that is not only considered a “homie” but also has the “N-Word Pass”
Dave is such a White Chocolate Nigga
Girl: I love tall dark and handsome
Guys: we know chocolate socket
Someone who eats a LOT of arse
He's so full of shit he must have been eating it. What a chocolate farmer
When lesbians scissor while one or both have explosive diarrhoea.
"Me and Stacy did a Chocolate Waterslide after that curry last night."