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A person named Ashley who is your in law
Yo it's my Ashley in Law! Sah Dude!
Any application that is written in JavaScript, will eventually be written in Rust.
My friend: Hey, this app's backend is written in node
Me: Let's follow Levi's law and rewrite it in rust!!
The law of which you honor anyone by the name of Tatiana, or Tate.
You respect them, and do not question their authority.
We better respect Tatiana's Law otherwise we are in big trouble!
1- Great-great-grandpibling's spouse.
2- Spouse's great-great-grandpibling.
My great-great-grandpibling-in-law is a good person.
If you are unable to joke about being a paedophile, you are one.
He won't joke about being a paedo, therefore under Dillys Law...he's a paedo
The Law of Bragging is:
The moment you begin to brag about doing something, your chances of failure in doing that thing begin to rise exponentially.
Guy 1: "I'm pretty good at skateboarding."
*Guy 1 does an alright trick.*
Guy 2: "I'm the fucking best."
*Guy 2 steps onto his board.*
Guy 2: "Nobody's better than me - watch and see!"
*Everyone in the crowd turns to look.*
*Guy 2 falls backward off his board, breaking his assbone.*
Guy 1: "Law of bragging, bro."
1- Third-cousin's spouse.
2- Spouse's third-cousin.
My 3C-in-law is a good person.