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(Noun) A person who satisfies our most primal and evolutionary instincts to mate with the most biologically fit organism to produce offspring. A primal nut is someone who is traditionally good-looking and makes you buss a nut just looking at them
“You know Brad Johnson on the football team? BIG primal nut”
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Used to define a greater-than-normal sized right testicle.
Ugandans are very well known around the earth as being the ones with large private organs. Thus, it was not suprising when Dr. Finchley-Read Esq came back to England and coined the famous phrase "As big as a Ugandan Nut".
Naturally, Finchley-Read meant the private organs, but the expression became well known around the country, and thus as it was said in the then distinct social classes, its original meaning was quickly forgotten (on purpose or not, it shall never be known).
It wasnt until the discovery of Finchley-Read Esq.'s diaries that the expression was brought back to life. People felt embarassed.
When using this expression (the original expression), one must used the expression at the beginning of the phrase i.e:
"CHARLOTTE YOU UGANDAN NUT! What are you doing? You are meant to use it differently! It hurts!"
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Better name for the deliciousness that is peanut butter.
"Yoo I had a great cream of the nut sandwich with some strawberry jelly. Really hit the spot."
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One who is a dedicated, often obsessed fan of Duke Nukem.
Jim: Hey, you here the new Duke Nukem game is coming out soon?
Bob: You're kidding right? Who doesn't know that!? Duke is the man!! HAIL TO THE KING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jim: Alright, chill you Nukem Nut.
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When a person rubs there testicles over another persons six pack abs, like riding over moguls on skis.
That guy totally wants to nut mogul your abs.
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A crevasse or hole generally used for the storage or safe keeping of semen for future withdraw.
I had some extra jizz sitting around so I stashed it in her nut bin.
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When you go to the clinic and have to have your nuts checked for work. A periodic check, evaluation for competence to work. Checking if you have a hernia. During the nut check, the doctor puts two fingers on your scrotum, tells you to turn your head and cough. If you don't have pain doing this, you have passed the nut check!
Alfred: Hey Billy, how was your nut check at the clinic?
Billy: It was great! I throughly enjoyed it!
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