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Papa John's Spectacular

One performs the Papa John's spectacular by first ordering a large italian sausage pizza. Then you get someone to give you a blowjob while you take a shit and eat said pizza at the same time. The greatest feeling a man could ever feel.

Hey babe, do you mind helping do the Papa John's Spectacular, I have had such a rough day

by The papa john's shitter May 13, 2009


St. John's School

A school in Houston for the kids that do nothing except for study. They are good at books and lacrosse, but as far as every other sport, Episcopal kicks their ass. Their quarterback, Lawson Gow, cried during the Episcopal versus SJS game this year and it was almost difficult to watch. The kids at here are nerdy, ugly, and the epitome of losers. Sometime, maybe, someone will teach the bitches a thing or too about being cool.

St. John's School Dance...
SJS Guy- Dude...check out that chick
other SJS Douche- the one with the head gear?
SJS Guy- yeah her she's hot!
other SJS Douche- yah i'd "tap that" LAUGH OUT LOUD...*snorting*

by ehs bra December 07, 2006


John Bell

Just a small town guy raised up on soccer

Hey man, I'm just your usual John Bell.

by Dr. Noodle February 16, 2017


John Park Park

This is a wonderful place for childeren and animals to come and play. There are trees, a clubhouse, football field, baseball diamond, and professional goccer course on the premises. The best feature of John Park Park however is the gigantic water tower right in the middle of the park itself. All of the action in John Park Park is centered around the water tower, which supplies all of the water to the town of Orangeville.

John Park Park is starting to look very beautiful now that the leaves are changing colors!

by JPP Squirrel Control Officer August 27, 2009


John Green Fangirl

Usually known as Nerdfighters. They are people who read nothing but John Green's books, which are repetitive and overrated. They usually drool to the Vlogbrothers, a channel in which the author and his brother try to be cool to their audience even though they're old as fuck. Things they do includes making up dumb-ass songs, causing brain damage, wasting your time, being narcissistic, hearing themselves talk, trying to be weird, random and clever at the same time and appealing to the lame people who take the time to watch and love them. These people usually like the books because they talk about smoking, cursing, pixie dream girls and because it's fucking trending.

John Green Fangirl:...
Person: OMG just no *walks away*

by bellatrixlestrangeblack April 26, 2013


long john silver

when you suck someones dick with nutella or peanutbutter on it.

Her Friend: What did you do with him last night?
Her: Bro I gave him a good ol' long john silver.

by YaBoiJohn April 25, 2019


John Howard apology

Where you express regret for an act occurring, but don't actually apologise for it.

Named for the former Australian Prime Minister, John Howard, who said, in response to a comment he made on consecutive interest rate raises, that he said that he was 'sorry that it happened, but didn't make any mention of an apology.'

Person A: You'd better apologise to Charlie, man.
Person B: Nah, I'm not sorry. I'll just give him a John Howard apology.

by SoulMasterKaze January 16, 2011