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A female who pisses like a race horse.
Your ma's a piss jockey
A female who pisses like a race horse while striking her tip.
Your ma's a piss jockey.
A rescue piss happens when you take a dump and there is a piece of turd left on the porcelain that does not flush. Later on, you come back to take a piss and you send the turd to it's watery grave from the force of your piss, washing away the previous sins of leftover turb goblins.
I took a massive shit that left a piece of turd on the porcelain. I came back later and offered a rescue piss to force it into the water.
When you run out of toilet paper in a public place
reciepts work a treat.
Ellie: shit, Theres no boggers..
April: mate don't worry, I've got piss reciepts.
Two men stick the end of the same straw up there dick hole while one guy pisses into the other guys dick
“OMG LOOK THOSE TWO HOMELESS MEN ARE BACKWARDS PISSING IN THAT ALLEY OVER THERE!!!”
the drink created when mixing apple juice, grape juice and diet coke.
me: "what're u drinking?"
cool guy: "satan's piss bro"
a way to show your respect (or disrespect)
OH NO! i broke the thermometer so i`m gonna piss on your balcony. i hope your brother isn`t around!!
//oops i pissed on someone`s balcony a few years ago.
//oops i piss on someone`s balcony
//oops
//oooops
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