Slow as a wet week

What ol mate says when you do something a bit slow for his liking

Dad: "Slow as a wet week aye wee scamp"
While peeking out of flatmates closet.

Flatmate:
I said no commentary or I'll would kick you out.

*Girl runs out scared all concerned and looks at me all concerned

Me: first time?

lieutenant wet

Someone who really know how to make you feel good, and always gets the pussy.

Oh ya Mark! He's lieutenant wet.

Reverse wet native grab

when your partner pisses on their hand and jerks you from behind

"dude my girlfriend is so freaky, last night she gave me a Reverse wet native grab, and i came so hard."

Wet face session

When eating a girl out and she ejaculates and her fluids are on the bottom half of your face probably dripping

"Ready for a wet face session tonight...bring a towel too"

wet face session

Eating preferably a girl out until she ejaculates leaving the bottom half of your face glistening, probably dripping

"I'm down for a wet face session tonight"

wet crow

when the pussy so musty it smell like wet crow

damn, my bitch had a bad case of wet crow last night

Wet Gas

When you try to pull a silent but deadly but it turns into a loud diarrhea explosion in your pants

"Did you hear that Miranda had wet gas in class yesterday"
"Thats what that smell was? I thought something died in the ceiling tiles"