wet fish

A non-firm handshake, no effort, sloppy.

He his handshake was a wet fish

Wet hair

When you are washing your hair and a drop is sliding on your back right in your butt.

When my dad is washing my hair, I always get wet hair.

Wet Turtle Cream

(verb) when a man makes a pan of delicious brownies, and immediatly upon removal from the oven, inserts his dick directly into the center of the steaming hot brownie pan then immediately sticks his erect dick into ice cream.

"Hey Greg, would you like a brownie? They are fresh and very hot."
"Sure, I'd love one...Wait, what the hell? Why is there a hole in the middle of the pan of brownies?"
"I wet Turtled them."
"Oh Fred, you scank!"
"Ginkies Greg! All I did was wet Turtled them... hey do you have any ice cream?"
"Why yes Fred we have some cookies and cream, would you like some?"
"Yes sure, bring it over I will scoop some for us."
"Ginkies Fred I can give you an ice cream scooper, why are you scooping it with your dick?"
"Um duh Greg haven't you ever heard of a wet Turtle cream? Creme de la crem dude."

The Wet Jake

When a Midget stickers their finger, in their mouth and then removes to getting as much saliva on it as possible.

They then move through your legs running their finger from your crack to your genitals, giggling the whole time.

I cant wait to hang out in a basement and get The Wet Jake.

Wet Drunk

When you are so drunk that you have a shine to your face (probably sweat!)

Look at him, he is wet drunk!

Soppy Wet

Basically means sopping wet

That sandwich was soppy wet

southern wet willie

The intimate licking of someones anal rim, or insertion of tongue or salivated finger.

While she was sleeping he gave her a southern wet Willie, and she awoke surprised by the intimate touch.