King Tenzin of The Chavs

King Tenzin(Tenzin Sherpa) is the leader of the Chavian people. Tenzin is funny and make other world leaders laugh. Many people from other countries do not like him and think he is not "fit" for King or a leader of a nation. Tenzin, originally born in Maidstone, Kent, at the age of ?? formed the Kingdom Of Chavia in France but the country went to war with them over wanting to be independent from being an autonomous region of France. A peace treaty signed by both countries made sure that Chavia annex half of France and both will be allies until ????. The country wasn't recognised by the United Nations until it became independent. Although a new nation, Chavia is the 10th most populated country and the 9th biggest GDP in the world

is he King Tenzin of The Chavs?

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King James’ Salvation

Primarily used in an English speaking context, Especially for non-Catholic Christians.

A King James’ Salvation is when you run out of toilet paper and out of sheer desperation, You wipe with torn out pages of a nearby Pocket Bible. This act is typically performed at home or at a friends house

“Hey man, I heard you and Tom had a falling out, what happened?”

“Piece of shit pulled a King James’ Salvation with my moms Bible, Fucking disgusting”

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Bald Rat king

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king legend 757

King Legend 757 is a published Author and Professional Photographer/Videographer. He is also the host of a podcast titled King Legend Talks, he interviews celebrities and influencers about their road to success. He is also a COVID-19 survivor after spending 12 days on a ventilator and 40 days in the hospital.

King Legend 757 is one of my favorite photographers of all time.

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the king of hot lava

Someone who excels at everything. The best. Taken from the common childrens game wherein you jump around trying not to touch the ground (hot lava).

Damn...marshal just kicked chuck norris ass. He is the king of hot lava

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Fornication Under the Consent of the King

this is the expanded abbreviation of the word or slang term which is FUCK.
a long time in England, one would need to get 'consent' from the king, if a couple would ever want to have sex or have a child (this is not including nobility or royalty)

man:"Lets have a child"
Woman: "But first we must get 'fornication under the consent of the king.
use that next time you want to swear :D

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Kerry King's Quiz Show

The K.K.Q.S. is a move performed during sexual intercourse. The female is on her knees and the male is standing. Slayer’s “Raining Blood” has to be playing at a high volume. The male swings hid wang around in a circular motion (like the wheel in a game show) while the female tries to catch it in her mouth.

Jesus and I just performed the Kerry King's Quiz Show in my bathroom.

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