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Something a lot of people do not undestand and are very scared of.
Contrary to what you may have learned from Anime or Porn. Women in real life does not have big breasts nor asses, and that is ok. They will not automatically aproach you with romantic nor sexual interest, and that is ok. Just undestand that like men, every single women has a diferent desire or taste for love. Of course, some things are more general like others, like been clean, correctly shaved or have a good bear,use of deodorant and cologne, and been well dressed.
Like you, women have physical and psychological limits. Maybe someones can deepthroat and others not (and that is ok), maybe someones are grossed by a particular position and other loved it.
And of course, they all have a variety of body forms: Some are big, some are small, some are flat and some are fat. (And that is ok)
One last important thing: DO NOT think about women like porn-tags: If some girl is more active and tomboys that others, them she is like that and period. If a girl is very big and strong like a amazon, them she is like that and period. And of course, like every single other healthy human been, they love to be loved.
"To Court a Real Life Women"
~By Fgyjt
"Gently grab and carry her (or let her grab you if she is bigger and stronger that you) and carry her to a soft surface, preferable a bed"
"Carefully lay her down on the surface and get on top of her without pressing any of her muscles"
"Hugs and kisses"
"Foreplay is king"
"Communication"
"Use protection"
"After sex, always cuddles."
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When you meet a girl who is perfect but you are both already partnered up. You agree to be their Next Life Wife.
Him: This girl is perfect
Friend: But you already have wifey.
Him: We agreed she is my Next Life Wife.
When life doesn't make any sense..Sometimes saying "Go home life.. You're drunk." Makes everything better.
Dude.. My orange juice keeps spilling. This is making me so mad... Ugh. Go HOME life.. You're drunk.
Sometimes life irritates me and makes me want to smack it in the face and tell it to go home.
The amount of times a funny clip can be watched before it uses all of its comedic value.
Dude I watched "Lazy Sunday" 40 times last week so now its not funny for me anymore its reached its Comedy Half-Life for me
The mispronounced lyrics of Skid Row’s hit song “18 And Life.”
Brizzle: 18 and life with Johnny!
B Real: That’s not the line! It’s “18 and life, you got it!” Got it?
the best person in the world! the best youve ever met. the one you love the most. the one that you want to spend the rest of your life with.
like jared! of course.
jared youre the love of my life <3
When you can't afforded a home so you choose to live under a bridge.
I have a poor man's life