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When you have to shit so bad, that a chunk of a turd is hanging out of your ass.
I'm fucking walrus heading right now. Dude, where is your bathroom?!
Always cry when an animal is killed in Minecraft, think dogs are scary, think snakes are slimy, always cry for exceptionally dumb things. Generally not very resilient and very fragile.
My sister is a real Soft-Head. She literally balled her head off when I beat her in Mario Kart Wii. And the worst part is that she is 12 whole years old!
When a person performs fellatio like the creature Gollum most likely would. Perched on all fours, no hands, all neck.
Saw a porn where the girl was sucking dick like Gollum. I'm trying to get that Gollum Head!!!
Getting a blowjob while crossing state lines.
I got federal head on my last road trip.
a person with a head resembling apricot, such as Reid Perry from The Band Perry.
I like your mullet. It really brings out your apricot head.