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The amount of times a funny clip can be watched before it uses all of its comedic value.
Dude I watched "Lazy Sunday" 40 times last week so now its not funny for me anymore its reached its Comedy Half-Life for me
Something a lot of people do not undestand and are very scared of.
Contrary to what you may have learned from Anime or Porn. Women in real life does not have big breasts nor asses, and that is ok. They will not automatically aproach you with romantic nor sexual interest, and that is ok. Just undestand that like men, every single women has a diferent desire or taste for love. Of course, some things are more general like others, like been clean, correctly shaved or have a good bear,use of deodorant and cologne, and been well dressed.
Like you, women have physical and psychological limits. Maybe someones can deepthroat and others not (and that is ok), maybe someones are grossed by a particular position and other loved it.
And of course, they all have a variety of body forms: Some are big, some are small, some are flat and some are fat. (And that is ok)
One last important thing: DO NOT think about women like porn-tags: If some girl is more active and tomboys that others, them she is like that and period. If a girl is very big and strong like a amazon, them she is like that and period. And of course, like every single other healthy human been, they love to be loved.
"To Court a Real Life Women"
~By Fgyjt
"Gently grab and carry her (or let her grab you if she is bigger and stronger that you) and carry her to a soft surface, preferable a bed"
"Carefully lay her down on the surface and get on top of her without pressing any of her muscles"
"Hugs and kisses"
"Foreplay is king"
"Communication"
"Use protection"
"After sex, always cuddles."
The mispronounced lyrics of Skid Row’s hit song “18 And Life.”
Brizzle: 18 and life with Johnny!
B Real: That’s not the line! It’s “18 and life, you got it!” Got it?
When you meet a girl who is perfect but you are both already partnered up. You agree to be their Next Life Wife.
Him: This girl is perfect
Friend: But you already have wifey.
Him: We agreed she is my Next Life Wife.
Extra Life is a form of Sonic from Sonic the Comic who was trapped in a monitor, and then got Tails to get him out so that he could unleash destruction. In this mod, it appears that he somehow got Boyfriend to get him out of the monitor, and he burnt the background, until later in the song he gets put back into said monitor, like in the original comic.
Appearance
Extra Life looks like the original Sonic, but with a few differences. His quills have turned into faded blue, his skin is now more tan, and he has noticeable canine teeth. Past that, he still has the red power sneakers with white cuffs, tan arms and mouth, 3 quills on his head and 2 on his body, 2 eyes put into one, and gloves with cuffs.
Inside of the box, the monitor has a white background with his head inside with no mouth. The monitor itself has a square silver frame and an upside down T stand, and multiple dark gray buttons next to a red one.
Jimmy: hey look at this comic I just got
Tom: cool who’s That Sonic?
Jimmy: no It’s extra life sonic
Tom: Oh OK
Smile in Real Life (SRL) is like laugh out loud (LOL), except you didn't actually laugh. what you read made you smile with enjoyment.
Texter #1: something funny or amusing
Texter #2: SRL
Texter #1: What's SRL?
Texter #2: you made me smile in real life
The Life Cycle of a Froggy
This page will explain the different life stages of a froggy.
clear balls that nerds call eggs
Frogs start off in clear balls that float on the clear liquid in rivers in one big cluster that will soon break open.
moving squiggly line
After hatching from the eggs, little squiggly things that nerds call tadples have no french delicacies that nerds call frog legs, but have a membrane or extra bone with muscles that helps show emotion and balance that nerds call a tail. They can only stay in the clear liquid consisting of 2 hydrogen molecules and one oxygen molecule that nerds call water. this time they consume objects to gain energy, a process nerds call eating, extend bone and flesh length ( nerds call this growth), and develop double cases disguising as livers to process oxygen into energy to go out of clear liquid consisting of 2 hydrogen molecules and one oxygen molecule that nerds call water.
Froglet
At this point, the membrane or extra bone with muscles that helps show emotion and balance that nerds call a tail is almost gone and the frog can go onto the clear liquid consisting of 2 hydrogen molecules and one oxygen molecule that nerds call water. It has developed two french delicacies that nerds call frog legs to move on solids but the froggy is still quite small.
P1-"Hey bro, you know the life cycle of a frog"
P-2-" Na, and I'm not intere-"
P1-"The Life Cycle of a Froggy
This page will explain the different life stages of a froggy.
clear balls that nerds call eggs
Frogs start off in clear balls that float on the clear liquid in rivers in one big cluster that will soon break open.
moving squiggly line
After hatching from the eggs, little squiggly things that nerds call tadples have no french delicacies that nerds call frog legs, but have a membrane or extra bone with muscles that helps show emotion and balance that nerds call a tail. They can only stay in the clear liquid consisting of 2 hydrogen molecules and one oxygen molecule that nerds call water. this time they consume objects to gain energy, a process nerds call eating, extend bone and flesh length ( nerds call this growth), and develop double cases disguising as livers to process oxygen into energy to go out of clear liquid consisting of 2 hydrogen molecules and one oxygen molecule that nerds call water.
Froglet
At this point, the membrane or extra bone with muscles that helps show emotion and balance that nerds call a tail is almost gone and the frog can go onto the clear liquid consisting of 2 hydrogen molecules and one oxygen molecule that nerds call water. It has developed two french delicacies that nerds call frog legs to move on solids but the froggy is still quite small.
P1- *opens his eyes to see his friend is gone*