Darrel wore assless chaps when he got his wet tube sox
In porn, when multiple people piss on a chick, then have her fill a beer mug and drink it, occasionally with jizz in it on the top or on her face.
She loves wet beer.
When one falls in the Balimore harbor, and then fcks someone with “harbor cock”.
Dude, I feel so bad.. I wet Murphy’d her… she knew I was in there too!
Don’t tell ANYONE, but I got wet Murphied.. I already made an appointment with Dr. Dan.
When one jumps into a pool but naked and releases his or hers anal fluids
I did a wet weezle just the other day
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A portmanteau of wet and vegetables. Coined by Guy Fieri in the tv show The Great North.
Beef: "Vegetables should not be delicious. If you don't like dry broccoli, just try it wet."
Honeybee: "Like, soaked in water?"
Beef: "Yes."
Guy: "What are you talking about, man? Nobody wants wet-getables."
A phrase to use when a funny joke or something erotic makes you feel good.
Example 1-
Girl 1- What did the fish say when it ran in to the wall? Dam!
Girl 2- Wow that really wets my goose.
Example 2-
Girl 1- Wow did you see Channing Tatums New movie, Magician Michealas?
Girl 2- No But the trailer, That wets my goose