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An internet chat room consisting of only males.
Paully2525, Iamme42, Wondersmithenz, DrSexyfancy, HowlingAtYourMoon, KillinBugz4Life, FrigginYea, Brosmith25, & HardlyHard all say to each other, “What's with the digital sausage party? Where the fuckin’ bitches at?”
This is typically a work-related event that you know you have a real good time. Still, you need to tell you're significant other that this is a mandatory work event where there are networking opportunities with centers of influence, also the potential for political gerrymandering, but primarily it's just a good time.
Nancy has been out multiple times this week, but she wasn't going to miss this critical work event and decided to go even though she is tired. The trick is going to be in explaining to her main man Dutch that this wasn't just another Mandatory Party Time.
Third party embarrassment is similar to second hand embarrassment. However, the third party does not witness the embarrassing act. The second person tranfers the embarrassment to the third party via communication ie: phone,text,email or in person after the initial act of embarrassment has taken place.
Guy 1: While giving a speech during a meeting at work farts really loud
Guy 2: a co worker also in the meeting experiences second hand embarrassment for guy 1.
Guy 2: shortly after the meeting, tells another coworker what happened during his meeting who was not present.
Guy 3: experiences third party emabarrassment.
Please note:
For third party Embarrassment to happen, Second Hand Embarrassment must occur before hand.
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A mandatory sex party is like a normal sex party, except if you don't attend you get arrested. People are told they will be attending a costume party, but what really happens is a wild, out-of-control orgy involving beer, fire, and moving logs onto the road.
Allie: So, how was your costume party last night?
Roger: It turned out to be a mandatory sex party.
Duncan: Those actually exist???
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A party/dance where you wear colours to show you're availability.
Red = Taken
Yellow = Undecided
Green = Single
Guy: Hey babe, wanna dance erotically?
Girl: Cant you see that im in red?
Guy: No, im colour blind.
Girl: Why would you come to a traffic light party if you cant tell what colour people are wearing?
Guy: ..Can we fuck now?
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The new way to say off the hook according to Tracy Jordan on 30 rock
Liz-This party has to be off the hook!
Tracy-People don't say that anymore! they say surf party USA!
-how was the party last night?
-it was surf party USA!
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Sex act: The Boston Ball Party
Where one rebels against taxation by dressing up in an Indian costume, and then taking a shipment of your balldo(tm) and throwing it right into her haborussy.
I heard that if you get a balldo(tm) and do The Boston Ball Party with your wife, you won’t even last 15 seconds.