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kiss my Gluteus Maximus

a polite way of saying "kiss my ass"

Jessica: KISS MY FUCKING ASS !!
Alexander: That's not very professional of you... way too much profanity

Jessica: Oh I'm sorry, KISS MY GLUTEUS MAXIMUS!!

by Garnani March 25, 2024


Kissing The Coronavirus

1. A book written by M.J. Edwards in April 2020

2. Someone licking a public surface and getting sick about 2 weeks later

1. Hey, Person 1! Did you read Kissing The Coronavirus?
2. Hey, I heard that Person 1 was Kissing The Coronavirus a few days ago

by PasteurizedJuice November 28, 2020


Kissing The Coronavirus

1: A book written by M.J Edwards.

2. The act of licking a public surface and getting covid-19.

1. Hey, Person 1! Did you read Kissing The Coronavirus?
2. Man, did you see Person 1? Mans was out here kissing the coronavirus

by PasteurizedJuice November 28, 2020


cos she kisses him

a simple phrase often used to fix up a bad call

(insert bad call)........ cos she kisses him.

by frank May 6, 2004


kissing whorizontally

To be kissed, one participant being at a right angle to the other. Can be accomplished laying, or standing. (Good luck)

No reason for the "whore" part, it was grammatically convenient

Get your bitch ass over here, we kissing whorizontally tonight

I kissed Reginald III whorizontally last night

by Camp Bitch January 1, 2024


Kissing Horizontally

Two people kissing as they're laying down together.

Person One: Hey, did you see that question on the Rice Purity Test about kissing horizontally?
Person Two: Yeah, I said yes because me and my boyfriend did that last night.

by Jackalope24 March 24, 2024


Water Ball Kiss

A water ball kiss occurs when you sit on the toilet and you poop and it splashes on your balls. It feels like a small kiss

"Damn I just took a big dump at the school and got a water ball kiss."

by hisoka's lover March 18, 2021