a polite way of saying "kiss my ass"
Jessica: KISS MY FUCKING ASS !!
Alexander: That's not very professional of you... way too much profanity
Jessica: Oh I'm sorry, KISS MY GLUTEUS MAXIMUS!!
1. A book written by M.J. Edwards in April 2020
2. Someone licking a public surface and getting sick about 2 weeks later
1. Hey, Person 1! Did you read Kissing The Coronavirus?
2. Hey, I heard that Person 1 was Kissing The Coronavirus a few days ago
1: A book written by M.J Edwards.
2. The act of licking a public surface and getting covid-19.
1. Hey, Person 1! Did you read Kissing The Coronavirus?
2. Man, did you see Person 1? Mans was out here kissing the coronavirus
a simple phrase often used to fix up a bad call
(insert bad call)........ cos she kisses him.
To be kissed, one participant being at a right angle to the other. Can be accomplished laying, or standing. (Good luck)
No reason for the "whore" part, it was grammatically convenient
Get your bitch ass over here, we kissing whorizontally tonight
I kissed Reginald III whorizontally last night
Two people kissing as they're laying down together.
Person One: Hey, did you see that question on the Rice Purity Test about kissing horizontally?
Person Two: Yeah, I said yes because me and my boyfriend did that last night.
A water ball kiss occurs when you sit on the toilet and you poop and it splashes on your balls. It feels like a small kiss
"Damn I just took a big dump at the school and got a water ball kiss."