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Jizz Bear

Can be used as a verb or noun to describe the action or outcome of depositing a large load of semen in an exceptionally hairy mons pubis after pulling out of a woman.

Verb - "I hooked up with this bird last night - she told me not to cum in her a bit late, so I had no option but to jizz bear. It was so dense cleanup was impossible"

Noun - "Her jizz bear was so mighty that two loads of cum totally disappeared without a trace"

by Scary McClary July 21, 2019


Bad news bears

When something bad is about to happen and nobody can stop it

This building is burning and all the firemen are of on another call this is bad news bears

by Jon brannn November 12, 2020


Polar Bear Plunge

A sexual move a man performs upon his partner that takes great skill and precision, yet can be very detrimental if performed incorrectly. Just as a Polar Bear is on the hunt after a Seal upon the ice, when the Seal slips back into the hole in the ice, the Polar Bear’s hunt is not over. The Polar Bear in its fast and speedy pursuit leaps high, stalls mid air, then falls precisely into the hole.

This sex move is one that only the elite should perform. It’s not for beginners, or those whose coordination is lousy. If done correctly, It will undoubtedly take the breath away of the person whom the move was performed upon, and suddenly send them down a spiral of orgasmic state.

WARNING! If performed incorrectly, the effects upon the man will unvaryingly result in a trip to the hospital.

So I finally mustard up enough courage to try the Polar Bear Plunge on Bonnie last night. You should have seen her eyes!

by Benny Boy December 14, 2019


wet gummy bear

Blow job with no teeth

She got super head with no teeth, dat wet gummy bear!

by bod1914 April 8, 2014


Sex Teddy bear

: A person with embodiment and comfortability of a teddy bear, but sexy and attractive as a woman

: a pretty, fine, attractive women with a fluffy personality

Ex: “Ohhhh do you see that girl? Melany? Yeah she’s Definitely a sex teddy bear

by Chief Kennedy October 23, 2020


Grizzly Bear

1: Common name for the north american brown bear

2: The name given to someone displaying extremely high levels of rizz

Mike really turned into a Grizzly bear last night huh?

by ILoveMikelAntonio March 22, 2023


Ookie wookie pookie bear

An Ookie Wookie Pookie Bear is someone who when you see them your whole body feels with 100% love and just wanna explode and just kiss them and love them forever curl up in a ball with a movie at a big fire place and just Pookie Lukey Pookey them forever. Also they’re someone you wanna take on a nice hot date and some ice cream for ever and then take them home and snuggle them all night long. My ookie wookie pookie bear is the kind of person who you just want to love in all ways all day everyday forever and have ookie wookie pookie bear babies with because they’re just so precious and lovely and you’d let them black swan u any day because they love you so much and you love them. Awwwww<3 ily bby

Smash or pass Ookie wookie pookie bear?

Smash my organs out man fs! (But gentle with respect)

by ChadDylanCooper January 19, 2024