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When one fails to badly, it can only be described as Bad Fail.
Bad Fail > Epic Fail in terms of describing failure.
The newest mainstream meme of 2019. BIG. BAD. BOWERS. The mythological creature assumes the form of an over-tanned boomer who deems itself to be “The Dean of Global Discipline”. Going by the myth;
1. The creature follows you home afterschool.
2. The creature waits.
3. The creature enters at midnight...
4. Steals your vapes.
5. Slides a slip for “Saturday School” underneath your pillow.
Person 1: “OMG I SAW THE BIG BAD BOWERS TODAY!”
Person 2: “The who?”
Big Bad Bowers: “Good Better Best. Never Let It Rest Until Your Good Is Better And Your Better Is Best!”
Persons 1 & 2: “AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!”
*shits themselves*
A phrase written on cardboard signs by clever Bishop Stang Students since 2019. The saying is often accompanied with the words “Stang is Good.” It is a profound statement that Signifies the totality of How Dartmouth High Sucks. The motto is solidified by the fact that the Dartmouth Chickens are whiny crybabies who refuse to play Stang Basketball. It has been reinforced by Stang v Dartmouth hockey games and was brought to its fulfillment when the Football Team Beat the Green Guys 21-14. “Dartmouth is Bad” is loathed by Dartmouth morons because they’re jealous we thought of the catchy slogan first. Catchy slogans along with Beating Bishop Connolly Basketball are more of a Spartan thing anyways.
Stang Student: Dartmouth is....
The entire Stang Student Body: BAD!!!!!!!
Dartmouth student: While I’m angry at the Stang Student who held a sign that says “Dartmouth is Bad”, on the inside I’m actually jealous because I wish we could be Good like them.
Someone who is either emo, or is a pick-me.
Girl: I’m a bad b!tch
Boy: No thanks
Sexually dominant woman (usually always horny) that makes you eat out her asshole and has you begging for more of her delicious rainbow shit
Person 1: Maggie and I are so doing it tonight
Person 2: I don't think you're ready for that bad unicorn
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