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Newly built single family homes for lease without an option for home ownership.
The Davis' just signed a lease to move into Chatteron Springs, they have a new 4 bedroom apartment-house.
The unkempt state of one’s house or apartment at the end of a busy week, during which one has not had time to clean.
I have got to do some cleaning this weekend, my apartment has epic Friday house.
when someone considered to be rich af is trying to fuck you over small amount of money (especially rappers when they don’t wanna pay producers for beats)
meme_wlk “I can’t pay you for that beat I just bought my daughter a barbie house”
A scale created by FEMA used to determine how bad a situation is.
Green: Normal day, serves regular menu
Yellow: Using the generator/limited food supply, serves the limited menu
Red: YOUR ONLY CHANCE IS TO FUCKING PRAY (Things are bad, Waffle House is closed)
"Hey man things are really getting bad out there"
"Is it really? The waffle house index will determine that"
Noun: a nickname for a blow job
Adj: the choking sound a person makes while giving a blowjob to male with a big penis
She hates to make German house music.
A Scottish person that has shaped their identity specifically for the approval of English people. They do this to further their careers in business and the media. A house jock will play up to certain stereotypes of Scottish people such as friendliness and drunkeness for the entertainment of an English audience. What they will never do is critique English culture, the monarchy or show support for Scottish independence. Deep down they are ashamed of themselves for playing this role or they have self loathing for being Scottish.
There are two subsections of House Jock:
1) Upper/ Middle Class: they have more in common with wealthy English people than they do working class Scottish people. They like Burns Suppers and Scotland Rugby but they benefit from unionism so remain subservient
2) Working class: They have ties to Rangers or Heart of Midlothian Football Clubs. They cling to the idea of a British identity, usually with support for the army or hatred towards the Irish. The idea of an independent Scotland severely threatens their identity
“Were you down in London for James’ wedding? How was it”
“Yeah it was alright, all his work mates were there though so he was acting weird”
“Oh no not the house jock routine”
“Yep, every story was about drinking or fighting. He was like Fat Bastard from Austin Powers!”
A Scottish person that has shaped their identity specifically for the approval of English people. They do this to further their careers in business and the media. A house jock will play up to certain stereotypes of Scottish people such as friendliness and drunkeness for the entertainment of an English audience. What they will never do is critique English culture, the monarchy or show support for Scottish independence. Deep down they are ashamed of themselves for playing this role or they have self loathing for being Scottish.
There are two subsections of House Jock:
1) Upper/ Middle Class: they have more in common with wealthy English people than they do working class Scottish people. They like Burns Suppers and Scotland Rugby but they benefit from unionism so remain subservient
2) Working class: They have ties to Rangers or Heart of Midlothian Football Clubs. They cling to the idea of a British identity, usually with support for the army or hatred towards the Irish. The idea of an independent Scotland severely threatens their identity
“Were you down in London for James’ wedding? How was it”
“Yeah it was alright, all his work mates were there though so he was acting weird”
“Oh no not the house jock routine”
“Yep, every story was about drinking