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A fucking cunt who likes to rape and hump people he is often never loved
friend 1:God here comes james
friend 2:*begins to hump people*
A total stand up guy. When you first meet him, he might bully you a little, but he is the type of person to fall in love with at an instant. Definitely one of the nicest and most caring guys you'll ever know, even though, on the outside, you wouldn't expect it. He's got a giiiiiiaaannnt dick. I mean wow. A James might look like a redneck republican on the outside, 6'3", ginger, and owns an embarassing amount of cowboy clothing, but he's definitely an open-minded fella. He looks like the type of guy to say "Welcome to the gunshow" then flex his arms. He's the type of guy you could bring home to your folks but could also suck off in a highschool parking lot. Somedays you wanna blow his brains out and somedays you wanna paint his brains on the wall with a shotgun, but ultimately everyone loves James. A James is a teenage dream with a heart of gold and a body to match.
"James is such a sweet guy"
"Oh my god I think James just shit his pants"
"I heard James is huuuge"
Not every James is like this, but a James can most definitely be a man who will never approach and never try to hurt anybody. He will resign himself to his corner and wish for things that may make him happy. He will never approach though because the anxiety and trauma in his life has stopped him from doing anything.
Damn, that kid is all alone, just like James would be.
He is the tallest hottest guy u will ever meet and very athletic he has the most beautiful blue eyes and is dirty minded but a good guy Very dumb blond and knows it but his hair is hot 😂and u have to help him rollerblade Best bf ever and I will love him forever❤️ If u hug him u will get butterfly’s really nice probably the nicest bf u could ever get
James is the most loyal person you can ever meet if you get the chance to date a James you are the luckiest person alive he has the most magical dark brown eyes they look like chocolate and they make you feel like your floating in space.
I love James.
James is a kind, strong, and intelligent individual. He has crazy strength in the gym which lets him bench press over 100kg. In addition he is very addicted to nandos chicken and will do anything to get his fix. He also supports the best rugby team harlequins