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Anal sex without a condom or lubricant as hard and fast as possible for extended periods of time, such that the friction causes the meat to smoke.
She let me fuck her ass in the parking lot so I raw dogged it without lube and it turned into a Montreal Meat Smoker
The act of using the Wuxi Finger hold on the clitoris, which causes almost instant orgasm and a partner for life.
Fair warning: if using this move , be equipped with A) scuba diving gear or B) a poncho
Eli: "how did the night go"
Jake: "I used the ole' Bosnian Meat Skittle"
Zach: "damn you wild lmao"
Vigorously stroking or excessively beating up your crotchial area.
Dude are you bouta go home and huck yo meat after seeing dannika?
layers of steak meat, scrumptiously lined with butter, mustard and olive oil, acting as a delectable icing, covered then in lard, then baked, serves 4
- 12Lbs Beef Tenderloin
-4oz Olive oil
- 1 Tub Margarine
- 1/2 Butter (Room Temperature)
-3 Tablespoon dijon mustard
1. Slice meat into 1 inch steaks
2. Combine moist ingredients
3. Preheat oven to 420
4.Layers steaks with the moist ingredients between each steaky cakey yummy gummy layer
5.Cook that hoe
6. Diatbetes, calling your doctor and checking your blood pressure
Karen: "Honey? , Is the Fat and Meat cake ready?"
Stan: "Yes Honey, should the Fat and Meat cake be rare or well done"
Karen: "Either is fine, this is the most complex double suicide i could think of"
When you're gonna masturbate but you don't want it to sound disgusting or weird.
Bob: Hey, Johnny Where are you going?
Johnny: Oh i'm just gonna go play Meat Beat Mania
Bob: What's that?
Johnny: ;)
When you take a nap on a mattress soaked in cum, shit, and piss after having an orgy with 3-8 german men
It's good to have a German meat fiesta
A Sandwich Made Of Cock Meat, Preferably White. Though Black Meat Is Harder To Find, And Requires A Bigger Piece Of Bread.
Ali Is On The Cock Meat Sandwich Diet.
Jolie Ate A Huge Cock Meat Sandwich For Lunch Today.