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A little bug that has nested in your ear. But it's okay! This marvelous squishy wittle bebe is likely going to kill you! I mean, if you call a 90% chance "likely". The important thing is that you don't move. Like, at all. This will surely kill you. Settle into your bed and stay there for the rest of your life, and consider yourself lucky! You are hosting one of the most amazing things! And maybe one day, when your 80, your ear hole friend will crawl out after finishing off the last bit of your internal organs. Of course by then you'd be dead.
Jeremy: Sorry, I can't come to dinner in the forest tonight. I got me an ear hole friend.
Freddy Boi: Oh my chili fries your so lucky! Santa forgot to get me one for Christmas :(
"If you find yourself in a hole, your first course of action should be to stop digging." If you find yourself in a bad situation, stop doing something that is actively making it worse.
Dylan got himself into trouble with the cops. He didn't remember the first law of holes and started fighting with them.
You usually find them knocking on your door proselytizing some religion.
Rachel: (answers the door) Hello?
Sloppy Fuck Hole: Hello, sister. Have you been doused in the blood of the ram?
Rachel: Jedidiah! There’s a coupla sloppy fuck holes out here in nice white shirts asking to have their colons caved in.
A person who is a complete failure at life. Someone who just can't seem to find his butt, even if he is using both his hands.
My sister's husband is a real pooty hole benson.
When you are doing anal and your partner shits.
¨Man, I was enjoying anal until she gave me the Michigan Mud Hole!
Someone who loves eating ass 24/7 and enjoys weird expirements with the bung hole.
Hey Sasha did you see Zack the bung hole licker all over Daniels bung hole?!
Being an ass while proverbially putting your foot in your mouth.
Daniel: "I hate people who chew gumballs. They all turn out to be sick bastards who like white rhinos more than people."
Jen: "Oh my god, Daniel. I'm chewing a gumball. Do you think I'm an asshole?"
Daniel: "Oh, no, no, no! No, you're a very nice girl. Who maybe looks like a White Rhino, but I'm sure you don't like them more than me because I'm--uh, no. Not in a bad way. You're just really pale. No, please don't leave! Jen, you're the best date I've ever had!"
Jen: "Ok Daniel you are just dicking yourself into a hole."