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piss mittens

Genitals. Whatever your genitals may be.

Hey baby, nice ruts. Let's smoosh piss mittens

by Lads4 February 22, 2020


My cup of piss

The opposite of the phrase "Not my cup of tea" aka: Something you enjoy despite it being objectively pretty awful.

"I don't know why you even like that show, it's awful!!!"
"I know it's bad, but it's my cup of piss."

by Crackhead Professor January 24, 2022

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piss baby 3000

is my very good best friend

ur urban dictionary account is piss baby 3000 and have a great definitions

by eareyecat April 11, 2022


Commie Piss

Slang term for hard seltzer

Mallory: Josie loves her Claws!
Eric: She's just drinking Commie Piss.

by KaiserMtek October 3, 2021


piss tramp

When someone stinks or is an alcoholic every weekend

D****** the absolute “piss tramp”

by Rhuts May 26, 2021


Champagne Piss

When you get some poo into your dick hole and then use piss to push it out. The poo on top of the piss is like the cork on a champagne bottle and the pee is like the champagne hence why it is called a champagne piss

I accidentally got my dick stuck in some shit so I had to take a champagne piss

by Some_G September 23, 2022


Gooch Piss

The result of pissing while sitting down. As the urine runs past ones gooch, it becomes homogeneous with the gooch auar. This has an effect on both the odor and color of the urine.

Dude I totally just Gooch Pissed in your car man.

by Koshi March 30, 2008