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Phamous#5429818 from Call of Duty, literal definition of a 'simp'
Phamous... what a simp that bloke is... Guess who also thinks this along with all his mates, must be true.
anyone that is a 03 mdl and fucks a 05 mdl and then doesnt care about his friends because some kindergardener is giving him puss
A guy/girl that is obsessed with a person and would do anything for them.
Chad: I would do anything for this girl!
Jake: your such a SIMP.
A profession where you'll be able to act as someone's personal wallet! It's commonly associated with men who are employed by their lover and their lover's lover. The tasks that they must do to achieve acknowledgment from their lover are the following: continuously defend her even if she was in the wrong, buy her unnecessary amounts of things that she will in the end discard, respect her and her boyfriend, etcetera.
Woman: *says something offensive to another*
The person: *Attempts to verbally defend themselves*
sImPp: "What the f*ck did you just say about her, you little b*tch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but another target. ThAtT woMaNn iS a QuEeN, nEveRr dIsResPeCctT hErR aGaINn yOu LiTtlE sHh*tT."
a guy who makes tik toks about a girl but doesn’t make a move on her
this nigga belal is a simp for mia