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A female who pisses like a race horse.
Your ma's a piss jockey
A female who pisses like a race horse while striking her tip.
Your ma's a piss jockey.
A drink consisting of half a lager and a bottle of blue WKD mixed together in a pint glass
The act of three or more people standing in a straight line. The two people on the outside piss on the person on the inside.
I told my wife to make me a piss sandwich. We needed another member so she called my dad.
When you think you can trust a fart but a little shit comes out, then later get to the shitter to find yourself pissing out your ass
Foreman - “where the hell did you go?”
You - “sorry I almost shit myself and had to go to the bathroom and let loose a load of chunky butt piss”
A rescue piss happens when you take a dump and there is a piece of turd left on the porcelain that does not flush. Later on, you come back to take a piss and you send the turd to it's watery grave from the force of your piss, washing away the previous sins of leftover turb goblins.
I took a massive shit that left a piece of turd on the porcelain. I came back later and offered a rescue piss to force it into the water.
When you run out of toilet paper in a public place
reciepts work a treat.
Ellie: shit, Theres no boggers..
April: mate don't worry, I've got piss reciepts.