When you need a beer because you're parched
Alan: *overly dehydrated* "Jenna grab me a beer I need to wet my dry!"
Like a wet willy, but the saliva-covered finger is inserted into the rectum instead of the ear.
I awoke with a start, Jeff surprised me with a wet Gregory after I had been sleepwalking in the nude.
The locker room was always weird with Ben around, that guy would give a wet Gregory to anybody!
When a guy is having anal sex with a girl and decides to pee inside her butthole.
Guy 1: hey man have you ever put it in a girls butt?
Guy 2: Yeah, but I usually give her a wet starfish just to be a douche bag.
When someone smokes an extensive amount of cannabis and yaks. They’re face becomes gray, wet, and they are frozen, resembling wet clay.
After a dank rip of the bong, chen wet clayed.
When some one places there ejaculate phallus into the preffered genders ear
I gave Janet a wet Willy with out her consent and now she is suing me and I am registered
When a man ejaculates into a woman's ear after oral sex.
Yeah man the hooker last night was blowing me and I decided to surprise her with a wet Willy when I came.
While normal people say wet Willy is licking your finger and sticking it in their ear I am changing the definition to sucking/licking dick or a wet dick
James: Baby can I have a wet Willy?
Taylor: yes ofc