Rondo Job

when you cross someone up dirty driving to the basket like Rajon Rondo.

"damn son, that nigga pulled a Rondo Job all over your ass!"
"man shut the fuck up"
"i dont hate"

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purple paint job

Sucking on ones penis to the point of serious purple like bruising on the head of the penis.

some bitch is offering a purple paint job on craigs list.

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turbo ski job

It is essentially a standard ski job with except the one performing the act uses their mouth also. It feels really good.

Christy gives a killer turbo ski job.

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Pacific Rim Job

Giving a rim job through a canned pinapple ring.

We had some pinapple rings leftover from the Easter ham so I gave my hot cousin a Pacific Rim Job

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Preggo Belly Job

When two preggo girls press their pregnant bellies in between a guy's cock and squeeze it like a boobjob. A weird flex but the baby will be fine.

"Looks like Amy and Mila got knocked up at the same time,I wonder if they'll give me a preggo belly job."

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Amazing, good job!

A funny complimentary/mokcing phrase that is wildly used and memed after Vietnamese rapper Binz first used it in Rap Viet 2020 TV Show.

1. (After someone rap performance) I don't know what to say...It's over...Amazing, good job!

2. - Your friend: (done some stupid-ass shit or fucked up with something)

- You: Amazing, good job!

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Smokey Baloney Job

Is the act of getting one's dick sucked while wrapped in Baloney or other lunch meat, just as the male reaches orgasm a smoldering cigarette is introduced to the meatus on the opening of the penis, sealing the penis shut and building up semen, which will make orgasm much more enjoyable . the step is then repeated with out the cigarette.

Lonely Man: How much for a SBJ.

Prostitute: Da fuck is that?

Lonely Man: You know a Smokey Baloney Job.

Prostitute: oh ok 50 bucks, but I got no Baloney.

Italian Butcher: It's fine you could buy some Prosciutto.

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